Apt

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. -- The Wall Street Journal

Cheeky

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce

Starters

This is intended to be quotes, or jokes which I would occasionally make up, mostly see and get struck by. likely to be slightly random!

for starters, this is what inspired the nirvana song - "The man who sold the world"
"Yesterday upon the stairs,
I met a man who wasn't there...
He wasn't there again today,
I wish that man would go away"
- Antigonish
May Kurt's soul rest in peace